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EMMERDALE stars want to take on rival soaps in an online Olympics after being treated to a Nintendo Wii by TV bosses.
Matthew Wolfenden, 27, who plays bed hopping rogue David Metcalfe said: “It’s great as we’ve got a new games room and we love playing ten pin bowling and tennis on the Wii.
“I’m not that good myself, but I’m getting in plenty of practice – Matthew Bose who plays Paul Lambert is the highest scorer.
“It’s fantastic as you can play the games online so I think it’s time for a soap championship against Corrie, EastEnders and Hollyoaks.
“The only problem is that we’re late on set as we love playing the Wii so much!”