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Miyamoto dispels Mario Myths, disappoints me forever

Mario designer Shigeru Miyamoto is Bowser Jr.'s mother.

Yesterday I told you that we would finally learn who banged Bowser.

Well: the full Mario Myths video is out now, and I'm sorry to say Nintendo did not meet our expectations. Asked if he knows who Bowser Jr.'s mother is, Miyamoto nodded and pointed at himself.

Look, we can either be eternally disappointed or we can run with my new head canon: Miyamoto banged Bowser.

Here's the full video, which confirms that all of Super Mario Bros. 3 is a performance and that Mario punches blocks to break them, among other things.

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Based in Australia and having come from a lengthy career in the Aussie games media, Brenna worked as VG247's remote Deputy Editor for several years, covering news and events from the other side of the planet to the rest of the team. After leaving VG247, Brenna retired from games media and crossed over to development, working as a writer on several video games.

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