Kinect review round-up OF DOOM: everything in one place!

The embargo’s officially lifted on Kinect, and boy was it damming back a serious flood of content. As in, this may be the Internet’s Noah’s Ark. Seriously people, grab two of whatever rodent happens to be scurrying through your house, build a boat, and jump past the break. Oh, and don’t forget to bring a paddle. And some tissues. You’ll need them to dab up the tears of blood that’ll be oozing from your eyes after all this reading.

• Hardware:

• Eurogamer – No score
• Joystiq – No score
• Engadget – 6
• Kotaku – No score
• GamePro – No score
• Shacknews – No score
• IGN – 7.5
• Destructoid – No score
• CVG – 8.8
• CNET – 3.5/5
• Wired – 7
• GameSpot – No score
• Ars – Skip
• FileFront – 60/100

• Dance Central

• Eurogamer – 8
• Joystiq – 4/5
• IGN – 8
• Joystiq – 4/5
• Destructoid – 8
• 1UP – A –

• Kinect Sports

• Eurogamer – 7
• Joystiq – 4/5
• IGN – 8
• CVG – 7.9
• Destructoid – 6.5
• NowGamer – 6.4
• GameSpot – 7.5

• Kinect Adventures

• Eurogamer – 6
• Kotaku – No score
• IGN – 6.5
• CVG – 6.3
• NowGamer – 7
• Digital Spy – 3/5

• Kinectimals

• Eurogamer – 7
• Joystiq – 4/5
• IGN – 7
• GameSpot – 7.5

Kinect Joy Ride:

• Eurogamer – 5
• Joystiq – 2.5/5
• IGN – 6
• CVG – 5.3
• NowGamer – 7

• Your Shape: Fitness Evolved:

• Eurogamer – 6
• Destructoid – 8
• Joystiq – 3/5

Others:

• Fighters Uncaged (EG) – 2
• Adrenalin Misfits (IGN) – 5

If you find any more in between barely keeping your head above water and choking on a Kinectimal, let us know and we’ll toss ’em up there.