Videogames have proven themselves adept storytellers, effective learning tools, and profoundly able to support whatever the hell WarioWare is. Sometimes, though, you just want to slip out of your pretentious pants, throw on something comfy, and kill everything until even its ghost’s ghost is dead. Enter Space Marine. No cover, no notions of so-called “realism” – just good old-fashioned gory fun. Well, in theory, anyway. But how does it actually fare when tossed into the toothy maw of harsh scrutiny? Find out after the break.
As always, let us know if you come across any more, and we’ll toss ‘em up there with our mighty link-hurling arms, honed from years of hunching over keyboards and occasionally reaching for whatever vaguely edible item happens to be nearby.