Game Informer seriously not impressed with Tony Hawk RIDE

Game Informer's published a list of quotes uttered by a man in the Game Informer offices while testing Tony Hawk RIDE. The game's out in the US today. If you're a Tony fan, you might want to look away now:

• "Wait, that's not... d*** it. Seriously? I didn't even do that trick!"
• "Oh god! A bunch of people just died! Whooo, SKATEBOARDING!"
• "Ugh. This board is just horsecrap. (sigh) Horsecrap."
• "Wait, what? Was that a joke? lol skateboarding, I guess."
• "What is taking so long? How long does it take to load a bad game?"
• "I go Super Saiyan. My hair turns blonde, but my beard doesn't"
• "I don't know how they expect people to do this s***."
• "Last time I did that exact same motion, I did, like, a quadruple kickflip."
• "You will have no idea what you are doing. I promise."
• "And...I landed in the dumpster. That's, uh, that's called the triple-kickflip-dumpster."

Apparently, these "seem pretty representative of the experience as a whole." Their words. Not ours.

It's out in Europe this week. Thanks, GoNintendo.