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Video Game Cheats 'n Beatums #9: La Mu-HUH-na

What am I supposed to do in this game?

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Video Game Cheats 'n Beatums is a weekly webcomic by contributor KC Green. Check out the rest of the archive here.

Please someone tell me what to do. There are no cheats, and I don't think anyone has actually beaten La Mulana before, but the developer keeps putting out new and different versions of it, and I keep buying it. I'm lost, I'm just LOST. Please, someone page my mom, her name is Marcia and I'm going to start crying real soon. Oh god...

KC Green is probably playing a weird indie game right now instead of working on his adaptation of Pinocchio or writing the comic BACK. He currently lives in Western Massachusetts in the snow where he makes comics and writes these bios.

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