Eternity's Child

Luc Bernard has hissy fit over Destructoid’s Eternity’s Child review

According to this Destructoid piece, Eternity’s Child developer Luc Bernard has decided to remove the site’s robotic mascot from his game after it posted a review that chose to “kind of call Eternity’s Child the worst game ever made and then everyone said ‘Fuck you Luc,’ when he called our reviewers unprofessional.” Bernard went a […]

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  • Eternity's Child hits Steam

    As you can see here, Luc Bernard’s Eternity’s Child is now available on Steam for the unignorable price of $4.49. The arty 2D platformer is a contemporary fable on the dangers of global warming, and has Steam-only levels, apparently. It’s Sunday. Buy it.

  • WiiWare platformer Eternity’s Child Europe-exclusive?

    Speaking with WiiWare World, Eternity’s Child designer Luc Bernard expressed doubt as to whether his game would be released in America. “Eternity’s Child is currently only coming out in Europe on WiiWare for the moment,” he said. “Alten8 (publisher) have the WiiWare version and it’s their decision when or where to release it, and from […]

  • Get your face into Eternity's Child

    Indie developer Luc Bernard’s opened a competition to give people a chance to get their faces into global warming future-tale, Eternity’s Child. See here. All you have to do is send in either a pic or a video. Easy. No date on the PC, WiiWar game as yet.

  • Luc Bernard doesn't want to "live off noodles"

    Developer Luc Bernard isn’t happy with platformer Eternity’s Child, but hopes he’ll achieve enough success with it to keep the wolf from the door for a while yet. “To be honest, I am not satisfied with Eternity’s Child,” he said in this Konsolifin interview. “I hope that is does well enough for me to be […]

  • Hands-on with Eternity's Child

    Some hands-on impressions with Luc Bernard’s 2D art-house platformer Eternity’s Child on Wiicast. It’s based on a single-level demo and sounds good. No release date for it yet.

  • Eternity's Child heads to Steam

    Speaking on his Destructoid blog, indie developer Luc Bernard has confirmed that arthouse platformer Eternity’s Child will be released on Steam next month. The game was originally supposed to be releasing on WiiWare, but apparently it’s now in the hands of Luc’s publisher as to whether that’s going to happen at all. Eternity’s Child will […]

  • First Eternity's Child footage revealed

    Below, taken from here. The Wii game’s being developed by Luc Bernard, the British developer behind controversial WWII DS “concept” Imagination is the Only Escape. No date for this yet.

  • Nintendo refuses to release Holocaust DS game in US

    According to this, Nintendo has confirmed that Imagination Is the Only Escape will not be released in America. “At this time, there are no plans for this game to be released for any Nintendo platforms in North America,” the company said in a statement. The game, created by 21-year-old Brit Luc Bernard and published by […]