Wii to get "cock-socket" microphone accessory in Japan

News by Patrick Garratt Founder & Publisher (Former)

Published on March 16, 2009

Just because, really. Look at this. We have no idea why this is being made, although it's fairly safe to assume that someone will attempt to have sex with it. We am the news.

Thanks, GoNintendo.

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