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US News Wrap August 9 - What Happened Today

It's nigh on five o'clock and it's time for me to finish up for the day. At least on here. I do other things other than write up news posts, ya know. I have a life. A grand life with all sorts of activities and friends to do things with, a band to sing in, a treadmill to work out on, horses to ride, and a book to write.

Some of what I posted above is a lie: you decide which bits are true. The first one to get the answer right will be given the privilege of being able to address me by my nickname, which I have been called since birth. Only a select few outside of the family is allowed to do this, so you will indeed be considered "one of us" once I give you permission. The rest of you, are still not worthy. I jest. I love you all the same. I am nothing but an equal opportunity affection giver. I know that makes no sense whatsoever, and that's okay.

Now, let's get you caught up on what happened during my shift. Hint: not much.

That's it for me today. Brenna should be on in a bit. Oh, and today's obligatory bit of Star Wars art came from here.

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