To celebrate the launch of The Witcher 2 Enhanced Edition, Namco forced a group of UK journalists at sword point to jaunt around London in an effort to solve the murder of a king.
VG247's video wizard and man about town Sam Clay was on-hand for the event, along with his trusty page, Tom Palmer, filming the events as they unfolded.
Watch below, as Sam interacts with Iorweth, meets up with some shady characters, participates in a sword fight, and ultimately, figures out who's behind the regicide.
There may or may not be partial nudity at some point, we're unsure really, but we do know flagons of ale were served afterward.
The Witcher 2: Assassins of Kings - Enhanced Edition is now available on PC and Xbox 360.