Take-Two Duke Nukem Forever lawsuit includes Xbox 360 ports and off-shore bank accounts

Gather 'round, kids. It's story time. Shacknews recently couldn't avoid stumbling over new documents pertaining to the Take-Two and 3D Realms' Duke Nukem Forever feud because -- hoo boy -- within those documents lies one tall tale.

In essence, Take-Two claims that 3D Realms/Apogee wouldn't agree to develop an Xbox 360 version of the now debatably deceased game, so Take-Two began searching for another developer to get Duke ready for his Xbox 360 close-up. This, of course, meant that 3D Realms would have to provide source code for the outsourced port.

However, that assured screaming match between Take-Two and 3D Realms never even had a chance to occur, because 3D Realms then imploded, taking DNF's source code with it. Thus, Take-Two sued 3D Realms, since -- according to the "agreement" Take-Two hasn't been seen without since this whole thing began -- 3D Realms was obligated to provide source code for the project.

Here's where things take a turn for the outlandish, though. Take-Two believes 3D Realms has more money than it's been letting on, claiming said secret mattress stuffed with cash is hidden in an "off-shore account."

"Upon information and belief, Apogee has title to a substantial amount of funds deposited in an off-shore account, which Take-Two believes Apogee can use to fund its outstanding obligations," reads the suit.

The Duke developer, of course, says the allegation is rubbish.

"3DR has been in nearly a dozen lawsuits (including against Warner and Fox). We're always innocent, and we always win. This one is no exception. Give it a year, then the truth will come out," said 3D Realms/Apogee founder Scott Miller.

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