Lara has “everything that a man would like to meet,” says Carroll

You couldn’t make this up. New Lara model Alison Carroll reckons Lara Croft has all the things a man wants in a woman. “She’s got everything that a woman aspires to be like and everything that a man would like to meet,” she told the BBC. Carroll’s comments came after her faff was smeared all […]

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  • Lara model shots aren't the most subtle

    BunnyWithFangs has dragged together all the promo shots it can find of new Lara model Alison Carroll, and it would be fair to say Eidos could have been kinder. Carroll’s a gymnast, so doesn’t have too much of a problem with high kicks. We hope “have your freshly waxed, barely concealed genitals plastered all over […]