Square Enix launches another timer teaser

Seriously, Square. We love you and all, but will you please f**k off with the f**king teaser timer clocks? Here's another one. What's it going to be this time? A dragon on a cat? A cat on a pig? A boy in a f**king chair?

Just show us the f**king game and shut up. Unless it's properly awesome. In which case, great. But it isn't really, is it? It's a clock on the internet that we have to report on for the next thousand years while you drip tiny images at us like some kind of demented f**king jailer gently starving an interrogation subject. A cat playing with a mouse. A warped child burning the legs off an insect.

What's the game? What is it? Seven days, it says. Seven days of f**king hell. It better hadn't involve a f**king child and a dragon. Or a cloud. Got any coffee over there?

Thanks, Kotaku.