Sony smashes God of War III co-op rumor

One Kratos already gives the gods more than they can handle, so we're sure Greek's most celestial bodies are  thanking their lucky stars that Sony's officially buried the God of War III co-op rumor.

"This news is false," Sony PR guy Eric Levine told The Examiner.

Well, you heard the man. No syncronized Blades of Chaos-based ribbon dance routines for you. Er, we mean, manly blood fighting gore kill Bruce Campbell.

(Phew, close one. We are so smooth.)