OXM to include NXE upgrade disc in next issue
OXM will include the New Xbox Experience dashboard update in it's next issue.
Now, those without internet access with be able to obtain the new UI with the included disc. You will need this eventually: soon it'll be a non-negotiable update to play new games.
The bright side to being forced into the 21st Century is that you along with the rest of us will have a goofy avatar.
Progress is a wonderful thing.