Fuck the Microsoft press conference. Everyone knows what's going to happen anyway. What you want, brothers, is to get down to some hardcore virtual gorging. Thanks Christ, then, Mastiff's confirmed that Major League Eating's going to be released on WiiWare in the US tomorrow, as you can see from this press release.
“Top level competitive eaters are more than brilliant athletes and tacticians, they are more than fierce competitors," said Mastiff boss Bill Swartz.