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Lineage II now free, better than wanking

As promised, Lineage II - NCsoft's stalwart online fantasy grinder - is now free. Assuming you don't have anything better to do, you can now hit things with sticks for thousands of hours instead of going outside, pooing in the toilet or even wanking: why would you? You have the stick game. Get yourself a potty. Hit with sticks. Don't wank. Or move. Stick-hitting for free beats wanking and moving. Poo on the potty and hit with sticks. You don't even need a real stick. You will need a real potty. Or a real nappy. "Experience the grandest MMO and leave the rest behind!"

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