"You're probably just gonna use this to buy brains, but you know what, I'm feeling generous today. So here's a fiver."
"Bless you, sir." [Sounds of brains being devoured, screams].
A quick look at Dead Rising: Case Zero's Xbox Live leaderboards shows 328,290 entries, which suggests that just under 330,000 players have forked over five dollars for the downloadable title since its launch last week.
We'd call that experiment a success, Capcom. What say we celebrate with a Twinkie and party over at the local mall? It's fun, cheap, and zombie apocalypse-proof! Yeah, we party hard, but most importantly, we party smart.