More than 900,000 people have now played Castle Crashers, the Behemoth's confirmed on its blog.
Approximately 3,532,940 princesses have now been saved with around 112,478,313,017 swings of a sword.
The developer's launched a competition to guess the time and date of the millionth player. Hit the links for rules.
Bonkers. Someone, somewhere, is laughing all the way to a very large bank.