I'm about to disappear from your sight - but console yourselves with an outline of what I did today.
I feel like I spent all day playing catch-up - emails up to the eyeballs, admin work to do, preparation, chasing leads - rather than writing for you. And when I look at my list, I see this is absolutely true.
Today's header image is from Nier, Cavia's final JRPG before dissolution. The soundtrack was playing as I was getting this ready, but I think it will be the start of a new Wrap theme for me - my favourite games. I love Nier, like, near romantically: I'm extremely keen on the kind of subtle narrative it offers.
It's not that the plot pull a massive swifty on you (although you can predict it if you pay close attention); it's the canon surrounding the game and buried in secondary materials and alternate endings, being gradually unknotted by fans. The game has cross-title ties with Cavia's other games, which is pretty post-modern, and features some amazing flights of fancy - a text adventure, for example, and an in-game decision which deletes your save files. For real. I'm not saying you'll necessarily like it - but I do.
Stay tuned for the Bulletcast, and bone up on yesterday with Johnny's European wrap up.
We kicked off this morning with a number of posts from Debabrata, which was the best breakfast an over-tired newsbot could have.
- The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim perk tree and racial abilities detailed
Much respect to the fans who sat there compiling this list, resisting the urge to jump in and play. Hardcore devotion.
- Black Wii Fit Plus bundle announced for UK
See, because, a black balance board keeps you cool while you work out. HA HA HA.
- New nVidia drivers said to up Battlefield 3 performance by 38 percent
Does it make everything else explode? That's my normal brand-new-driver experience.
- X-Men: Destiny gets launch trailer
But can you snog Wolverine? CAN YOU?
- New Rayman: Origins trailer takes you around the world
I'm still suffering mid-nineties platformer hangover.
- Activision: Services like CoD: Elite soon to be mandatory for mainstream games
- Riot launches League of Legends: Dominion Mode
It's here! Hurrah!
- Rumour - Dead Space 3 script details leaked
There aren't enough extreme weather survival games - not that I feel Dead Space should or will play up that angle.
- A Valley Without Wind offers first public beta client - go get 'em!
Yeeeeee I am so excited about this! Lunch time can't come quick enough.
- Renegade Ops Steam version features nod to Half-Life 2
Is Valve ramping up for Half-life 3???!!!!!!??!?!?!??!?!! (Note: Mad punctuation always means "no".)
- AU House of the Dead: Overkill Extended Edition RC decision overturned
Sega said in late August that the game isn't any worse than other products available now - and was probably right.
- Ace Combat: Assault Horizon stars in double feature
Brenna stars today in "too much admin, I really need to write more news please."
- The Darkness II trailer delves into franchise origins
I used to be a massive Top Cow fan in my callow youf, but I just can't read mainstream comics since I developed politics.
- More details on Fallout: New Vegas Gun Runner's Arsenal DLC
Rather extraordinary how many variations on the theme of "boomstick" Obsidian has produced.
- Quick shots - Dark Souls screens are rich in spoilers
I wish I could unsee this.
- Team Ico HD collection fronts beautiful launch trailer
If these two get the sales recognition they deserve, we may be able to overlook the disaster Trico appears to be becoming.
- GAME UK details FIFA 12 midnight launch plans
I hate queueing, but happily, I also hate paying retail prices, so it never occurs.
- BioWare "looking for" a way to bring back Jade Empire
I'd be interested in reading some criticism of Jade Empire's portrayal of Eastern cultures - is it cheesecake? Faithful? Exploitive? A positive step?
- Modern Warfare 3's dedicated servers a lesson from MW2's failures
Failures like "royally frustrating an entire platform's fan base", for example.
- Tuesday shorts - Please Make it Stop Edition