Whoa. No way. An Assassin's Creed II spin-off? On the DS? We're shocked.
Finally, after an especially loud rumor mill and an ESRB outing, Ubisoft's confirmed Discovery's DS edition in a press release.
It's coming out on November 17, and - if you do your sneaking and stabbing on the DSi - will allow you to take pictures and paste them on wanted posters all across the game's tiny representation of Spain.
As if the random haystacks, magic, and impeccable American accents didn't have your dibelief totally suspended already, now ancient Spain will be littered with posters of glorious, erect phalluses. Awesome. We can't wait.
Thanks Joystiq. Er, we think.