The BBFC's put a 15 rating on Remedy thriller Alan Wake in the UK.
Look: it's true.
There's no other detail than that, unfortunately.
The news is yet another indicator that the Twin Peaks-inspired project may actually be releasing, and that this apparent readiness to launch isn't just another cruel trick. The game's been in the works since 2005.
Alan Wake releases on May 18 in the US and May 21 in the UK for Xbox 360. Get our full interview with Oskari Hakkinen here.