Have a front page? Hold it. Stop all presses while you're at it. A Japanese retailer has posted a description of what Afrika actually is, meaning those endless, dreary dark nights of the soul are o-o-over: it's a game where you trot in air balloons and take photographs.
Apparently, "As a photojournalist for the foot, by car, sometimes trotting air balloon... Stare hard, looking for the find... In some cases, the bent leg, throbbing heart of it."
"Forget that when the earth and play with fun and excitement. Very SAFARI! It is also nice new place to aim at the same leisurely stop at a well. My foot, by jeep, sometimes in a balloon. Many animals unusual behavior, such as 'AFRIKA' variety show will look to meet, fun approach."
SCEE doesn't want this. Buy it from Japan anyway. Baffle yourself.