Crusader Kings 3 players have cannibalized a pope, had 40m+ kids, and instigated 1.4m+ holy wars

By Dom Peppiatt, Tuesday, 29 September 2020 15:39 GMT

Crusader Kings 3 players have been busy in Paradox Interactive’s latest title, and ahead of the massive 1.1 update joining the game, the developer has shared some amazing stats.

Paradox Interactive’s highly-anticipated follow-up to Crusader Kings II hasn’t even been out for a month yet and already players are achieving some remarkable things.

In a press release sent out by the developer, a list of absurd and impressive feats are listed.

They range from genuinely quite impressive (40,591,268 children have been born in-game since its September 1 launch!) to, frankly, quite gruesome (18,212,157 successful murder schemes have been executed).

Away from the binary function of life and death, we’ve seen some other odd situations, too: 1,543,790 prisoners have been cannibalized in players’ worlds, and one of them was a pope!

Additionally, 716,369 stress breaks have been taken, whilst  370,305 people have petted pets – perhaps if those numbers were closer, there’d be less need to take stress breaks, eh?

If stress/relaxation isn’t your style, and you’re more into the whole ‘holy war’ thing, then fret not: Paradox reveals that 1,451,427 holy wars have been started in-game since the game launched. That’s a lot of righteous justice.

If you want to know how long it takes to get to these eye-watering numbers, the development team has disclosed that – to date – players have clocked up 25 million hours playing Crusader Kings III. That’s the equivalent of 2,800 years of in-game playtime.

If you’re interested in the game, you can see our 5-Star review at the link, or head to the reviews round-up page to see what the wider industry thought of this hilarious historical sim. The new update for the game arrives tomorrow.

Sometimes we include links to online retail stores. If you click on one and make a purchase we may receive a small commission. For more information, go here.

Comments