The world has gone to shit, so you may as well glue a rocket to a boomer and send them off into the sun.
That seems to be the premise of Just Die Already, the new sandbox game from Armin Ibrisagic, designer of Goat Simulator.
A daft party game for up to four players, you can “discover the joys of being ancient and brittle” as you play as old folk trying to win a ticket to a classy retirement home.
That involves death, destruction and challenges using trampolines, severed heads, rockets, ceiling fans, vehicles, wings and glue guns to humiliate and electrocute each other – as well as millennials and zoomers knocking around the world.
You can also stumble about on bloody kneecaps and lead a naked man around a room by his cock.
It’s worth keeping an eye on Just Die Already if you’re a fan of whacky party games with friends. Goat Simulator started out as a novelty PC game, moved to consoles, sold millions, became an MMO and ended up free on subscription services like PlayStation Plus. It also ended up in co-op bank heist shooter Payday for some reason.
Just Die Already is due for release on PC later this summer, but there’s talk of a demo on Steam soonish. Here’s some screens to get your peepers on.