Fortnite is now officially more popular than boobs, and PlayStation owners are the biggest wankers

By Kirk McKeand, Tuesday, 11 December 2018 17:05 GMT

Pornhub has released its end of year stats, proving once and for all that PlayStation owners are the biggest wankers.

According to the year in review, 54% of console Pornhub searches come (ahem) from Sony’s console, while 33% come (ahem x2) from Xbox. There aren’t any stats on the Switch because Nintendo is still keeping its browser function locked. Cowards.

That’s not it, either. The search terms have revealed some surprising stats, such as the fact that Fortnite is now officially more popular spank material than boobs.

According to the stats, Fortnite searches surge whenever a new skin is announced and whenever the servers are down. The term ‘Fortnite’ is almost as popular as ‘big ass’. Impressive.

The most searched character on Pornhub is Bowsette, thanks to her becoming a weird meme. Bridgette from Overwatch is in second place, bringing up the rear.

Perhaps the weirdest thing from the character terms is the prevalence of Nintendo characters. People are horny for Mario, and there are even 280k searches for Pikachu – you know, that little yellow gerbil thing. I’m not here to kink shame, but goddamn – who is pulling their pickle to Pikachu?

Here are the safe for work Pornhub insights, just don’t click anything in there if you don’t want to see erect dongs. Also, apparently people add each other as friends on there? What the shit.

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