Burning Overwatch heroes sound like they’re getting shagged, not being barbecued alive

By Dave Meikleham
27 September 2018 13:14 GMT

Ever had the burning desire to hear what a cartoon gorilla getting tossed off would sound like? Hoo-boy are you in for a treat.

Overwatch’s resident turret fetishiser Torbjorn has just been treated to a new ultimate; a move which spews out steaming spurts of molten rock. Getting turned on yet? Anyhoo, said flashy finisher douses the beardy brute’s fellow heroes in lava, and the resulting sounds… well, you really need to have a listen for yourself:

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No, that really isn’t just you. All those character wails, which we’re guessing are meant to simulate the agony of being burned alive, instead come across as outright audio arousal. Come and join us down in the gutter, gentle reader. We won’t judge.

Honestly, we’ll never be able to unhear Winston the gorilla’s ‘pained’ cries. The dirty ape was clearly being treated to some nether region fun times in the recording booth when that was taken.

Overwatch, you’re clearly far too pure for our deviant minds.

Cheers, PCGN.

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