Fortnite: watch Simon Miller murder-massacre idiots playing golf

By Matt Martin, Friday, 10 August 2018 13:28 GMT

He’s rough. He’s tough. He thinks we haven’t noticed his shit beard. It’s Simon Miller, back like a whiff of warm cheese to stink up the most popular video game on the planet.

We love him really, which is why we pay him thousands of pounds to make Fortnite videos for us even though it’s rapidly becoming an in-joke that only the elite can enjoy.

This week’s Fortnite Challenge involves putting golf balls into holes. Because that’s what you want to do in a fast-paced video game about dominating 99 other players.

Unfortunately Miller hasn’t reached a high enough tier to unlock a golf club yet, so he does the admirable thing and stalks idiots trying to complete the challenge. We approve.

Here then is Miller, setting off on a “murder-massacre” of other players. If you see him on your map, run in fear.

If you like what you see, and let’s face it, who doesn’t? You should consider punting some cash into Miller’s Patreon pockets because he’s a good egg.

And while you’re feeling generous, why not give the VG247 video channel a like and a subscribe before we reach through the screen and smack the taste out of your mouth.

Thanks for watching! 🙂

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