Fortnite: Chattle Royale – watch Simon Miller try to cheat his way to a Fortnite win

By Kirk McKeand
30 May 2018 14:09 GMT

It’s testosterone time as Simon Miller returns for episode four of Fortnite: Chattle Royale.

Since Epic Games decided to push the challenges back to Thursdays this week – though the new Fortnite patch that adds shopping cart vehicles is live right now – we asked the baldy badass to do one thing: simply win.

Miller is all about winning in life, whether it’s in the gym, in the wrestling ring, or simply at being the most powerful person in a room. Surely winning a little game of Fortnite can’t be too much for this absolute unit?

Have a watch of the latest video to see:

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In the new video, Miller has a pop at teenagers, throws shade at ‘Stone Cold’ Steve Austin, and says some mean things about Epic Games that are totally just his opinion.

If you enjoyed that, you should pitch him a little cash on Patreon. He deserves it after all the torture we’ve been putting him through, the giant man-baby.

While we’re talking about video, you should “like and subscribe” to VG247’s channel on YouTube, because it’s not shit anymore.

Anyway, have you completed all of the Fortnite Week 4 challenges, including searching between a bench, ice cream truck and helicopter? Did you reach the center of three different storm circles yet?

Let us know how you found the video in the comments, and pop back next week for some more Fortnite and biceps.

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