Fortnite Solid Gold mode: watch Simon Miller maybe, almost, actually, nearly get a kill?

By Matt Martin, Wednesday, 23 May 2018 13:44 GMT

Fortnite’s all-legendary Solid Gold mode returned this week, so we pushed Simon Miller – raconteur, broadcaster, dish – towards it, and told him to kill other players.

If you’re looking for a video in which a cock-diesel wrestler channels the spirit of Martine McCutcheon to melt fools with high-end weaponry, you’ve come to the right place.

Solid Gold mode fills the map with Legendary weapons only, so it shouldn’t be too hard to get kills, should it? If you’ve seen some of Miller’s other videos you’ll quickly understand the answer to that question.

But look, he’s enjoying himself. Even when he has to play with other dweebs, gets schooled by “Mr Fucking Magoo”, finds another “stupid horse” and dresses up as a bush. Eventually, he’ll get what he came here for: sweet kills. His very own special moment.

If you like what you see – and we mean the video and not just Miller’s sculpted guns – you should pitch him a little cash on Patreon. It’s where all the cool video kids hang out.

While we’re talking about video, you should “like and subscribe” to VG247’s channel on YouTube, because it’s not shit anymore.

Anyway, have you completed all of the Fortnite Week 4 challenges, including searching between a bench, ice cream truck and helicopter? Did you reach the center of three different storm circles yet?

I’m going to stop asking questions now. Have fun playing Fortnite, and come back next week for some more Fortnite: Chattle Royale shenanigans.

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