Fortnite’s all-legendary Solid Gold mode returned this week, so we pushed Simon Miller – raconteur, broadcaster, dish – towards it, and told him to kill other players.
If you’re looking for a video in which a cock-diesel wrestler channels the spirit of Martine McCutcheon to melt fools with high-end weaponry, you’ve come to the right place.
Solid Gold mode fills the map with Legendary weapons only, so it shouldn’t be too hard to get kills, should it? If you’ve seen some of Miller’s other videos you’ll quickly understand the answer to that question.
But look, he’s enjoying himself. Even when he has to play with other dweebs, gets schooled by “Mr Fucking Magoo”, finds another “stupid horse” and dresses up as a bush. Eventually, he’ll get what he came here for: sweet kills. His very own special moment.
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I’m going to stop asking questions now. Have fun playing Fortnite, and come back next week for some more Fortnite: Chattle Royale shenanigans.