The Witcher 3 Cosplay Calendar 2017 is officially described as “more topless than dressed”.
There’s a Witcher 3 Cosplay Calendar for 2017 and it’s pretty “steamy”, hurh hurh. Gettit. Because the bath? Oh, never mind.
PC Gamer, which clearly knows how to have a good time, spotted the calendar on Maul Cosplay’s Instagram, where you can see a couple more promo images if you haven’t started spontaneously ejecting money from your wallet already.
Containing 13 images, such the recreation of the famous bathtub scene above, it will set you back $29 and is available for pre-order from Maul Cosplay now.
The images are described as “more topless than dressed” and “slightly hot and erotic photography”, including both male and female nipples. Well, well. The image titles listed below should give you a sense of what’s in store for you:
- Geralt & Yennefer & The Unicorn
- Geralt in the bathtub
- Geralt and Dandelion on a night out
- Geralt’s famous painting
- Geralt and Eredin deathmatch
- Geralt and Triss and the lighthouse
- Geralt and Imlerith in another universe
- Geralt’s bad ending
- Geralt’s first monster hunt
- Geralt’s workout
- Geralt and Roach
- Surprise 😉
Ben of Maul Cosplay is the current official promo model for Geralt of Rivia employed by CD Projekt, for that added touch of authenticity, but the calendar is not an official CD Projekt product.
Well, now I know what to get the entire staff of VG247 for Christmas. Maybe two copies for Steph.