This Witcher 3 Geralt of Rivia statue is so expensive, it has a payment plan

By Shabana Arif, Tuesday, 20 September 2016 11:39 GMT

In just nine short months, Geralt of Rivia and his lifelike skin can be all yours.


You know what else you can own in nine months with lfelike skin? An entire baby. But the statue is definitely the better option – you can leave it on a shelf and forget about it without social services getting involved.

You can order the statue from Sideshow Collectibles and it’ll set you back $769.99. If you can’t fork out that much right away, they offer a payment plan with installments starting at $86.62 a month.

For your money you’ll be getting a 26 inch tall statue featuring Geralt standing atop the severed head of his latest kill.

It does look magnificent, and part of that is down to the high-quality translucent resin that gives “a lifelike skin effect.”

The run is a limited edition of 1000, and the images represent the prototype figure.

Will you be pre-ordering or is this far too expensive – even if it looks amazing? Let us know your thoughts in the comments.

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