FIFA 17 is all sorts of fancy.
The gravid FIFA 17 has obligingly spawned a new trailer in honour of gamescom 2016. Admire it immediately in the panel directly above these words.
The trailer is set to a completely unnecessary remix of Blur’s Song 2 by Madeon, presumably because someone at EA googled “what popular culture do the kids like” and got a bit confused by all the fan MVs on Tumblr. (I’m joking, I’m sure EA’s well-funded researchers know what FIFA 17 players are likely to enjoy.)
There’s also some ultra fancy super deluxe version of FIFA 17 available for pre-order if you’re well keen on the footer, and it seems extremely likely there’ll be an early access period through EA Access on Xbox Live.
Is everybody now fully informed on how to spend money on FIFA 17? Excellent. My duties are discharged.