A Star Wars Battlefront commercial has triggered a mass outbreak of emotion among people deadened to sensation by constant media stimulus. Well played, EA.
This new Star Wars Battlefront trailer released earlier today and it just – well. Please watch it:
Thanks for the reminder that we are joyless capitalist pawns whose childhoods left us emotionally ill-equipped to handle real life, Star Wars! I guess I’ll just go try to fill the black hole in my soul left by a lack of meaningful human connection and achievement by buying some more material goods. That’ll show ’em.
No really: top stuff, well done. Star Wars Battlefront comes out on November 17 for PC, PS4 and Xbox One.