These Pokemon pick up lines probably won’t get you laid

By Brenna Hillier
29 July 2014 05:06 GMT

Pokemon Masters are a good-looking, well-set up lot but with lines like these it’s no wonder an eensy-weensy percent of them are still single.

Pokemon is a punsters deam and this video just goes to show that’s not always a good thing.

Youtubers Nacho Punch put this travesty/utter delight together, and if the whole human race stops breeding out of embarrassment/laughter we know precisely who to blame.

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Just a reminder to everybody that pick up lines will never “work” on anybody, and the art of meeting people – for casual encounters or more substantial relationships – is not a game, battle or something you should ever take an Internet douchebag’s advice on. We’re all about PSAs around here.

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