Metal Gear Solid soldiers are faceless and virtually identical, existing to be knocked out or even offed by our hero, Snake. But not this guy. This guy has a plan.
The video below comes courtesy of YouTube suer sheepgrassland and shows an enemy taking a creative path to safety from Snake’s sniping. Faced with becoming just another notch in the legendary Big Boss’s belt, our friend here takes a long, hard look at his employment benefits and just “nope”s the fuck out.
Who can blame him? As good as the MGS 5: Ground Zeroes AI is, Metal Gear isn’t a friendly franchise for those who pick the wrong side, what with at least three different super soldiers gadding about the place mowing down hundreds of grunts single-handedly.
We salute you, brave soldier of Camp Omega, for your pursuit of life and liberty in the face of such annoying constraints as “physics” and “reality”. It’s a shame it didn’t work.
Glitches are great, aren’t they? The bigger games get, the more we’ll see this kind of thing – even in packages as polished as Ground Zeroes.