If you have nothing better to do than gibber in terror today, why not try out the free beta of Slender? Reports suggest it’s crap-your-pants terrifying, especially in the dark. There’s a trailer through the break, but in short, it’s a game all about the classic creepypasta Slender Man, which inspired Minecraft’s Herobrine and Endermen among millions of other horrifying concepts. You can try it on Mac or PC if you have a clean pair of underoos handy.
I really tried to avoid posting about this due to unceasing fear but manamana insisted. Thanks, man; you know I work alone from home, right? Whimper.