AU News Wrap, September 5 – What happened today

By Brenna Hillier
5 September 2011 07:59 GMT

Good afternoon, soldiers! Spring has sprung and I am both cheery and productive – evidence lies within.

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Today’s header image is of Sufjan Stevens, which is not what I was listening to, but by some bizarre coincidence it was the Dandy Warhols again, so I scrolled down to the next one on the list. I like his music, but not in that kind of scarily devoted way where you know everything about him and obsess over his politics. I was like, oh, is that what he looks like? I’m not sure where this image came from originally; the place I found it seemed pretty dodgy – loads of popups despite blockers – so I won’t link.

Unfortunately, there’ll be no Bulletcast today, unless Johnny’s doing it, because Pat’s Internet was eaten alive by a storm or something. You’ll have to content yourself with reading until he bullies the authorities into hooking his line back up. Still, here’s today for you:

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