US News Wrap, August 27 – What Happened Today

By Stephany Nunneley
27 August 2011 21:51 GMT

PAX Prime is going on this weekend and quite a bit of decent news has come out of it so far. Get caught up on it below.

I am going to try and get you wrapped up as fast as I can here, because it’s an anniversary of sorts for me, and I am being taken out to a swank Italian place tonight. I deserve it too. I have put up with this person for nine years running. Longer, if you count the fact we’ve been on and off since we were 13 and 14 years old, respectively. I won’t say how many years total that makes it, because I would be giving away how old I am. Let’s just say, I am old enough to where I don’t need a babysitter, just someone to bail me out of the drunk tank if need be.

Okay, I best hurry up with this wrap so I can get all gussied up and not make us late for our reservations, otherwise, I will get yelled at and it will ruin my rare good mood. By the way, he needs to be ordained a saint when he dies for putting up with me as well. I have to admit that.

Have a lovely weekend, darlin’s.

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