US News Wrap, August 3 – What Happened Today

By Stephany Nunneley
4 August 2011 00:51 GMT

Apologies for the late update, but the Activision Blizzard call to investors was this evening, and you know how excited I get when I hear Bobby Kotick talk record performances, and Thomas Tippl reveal GAPP and Non-GAAP figures. I should probably seek professional help for my problem, but I love to indulge the nonsensical madness churning like a boiling sea in my cider-soaked brain.

For those of you who do not get titillated by delirious thoughts of a Kotick and Tippl financial sandwich, other portions of substantial gaming oddities and revelations occurred during my shift. These condensed summarizations are below along with other double synonyms.

See you tomorrow. I leave you in the care of Brenna’s gentle, yet firm hands.

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