Unpleasant Horse spreading evil equine wings on the App Store

By Brenna Hillier
29 April 2011 00:52 GMT

Unpleasant Horse, the first title from PopCap’s “edgier” label 4th and Battery, is up on the App Store. Now. For free. Why are you still here?

Both iPhone and iPad versions are available, at no cost to you, lover of nasty little ponies.

Unpleasant Hose, which sports a fantastic theme song, was rejected by Apple on first application for content deemed unacceptable for low ratings categories.

The content in question is suspected to be the bit where you nudge nicer horses into meat grinders. It’s a fundamental gameplay mechanism, so.

Words can’t convey my joy, but I’ll get my thesaurus out and give it a go later.

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