Duke Nukem’s long-overdue return may be “so 3.45723 seconds ago” for hardcore gamers, but his once-adoring public isn’t quite so in-the-know. The solution? This commercial. Or rather, an edited take on this commercial, because this version would probably require that your TV be replaced by a giant, permanent censor bar. Or, in simpler terms, strippers! Explosions! Yeah!
Check out the full, uncut thing after the break, courtesy of GamesRadar.