BULLETCAST, March 22 – what you need to know now

By Patrick Garratt
22 March 2011 09:00 GMT

This is everything you need to know this morning. Other things don’t matter. Remember that.

Listen to this:


Read this:

You’ve already won this morning. Go punch your boss in the face to seal the deal.

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