Running With Scissors: Postal 3 in "final stages" of development

Remember the game where you murdered everyone in sight - including the late Gary Coleman - and then unbuttoned your trousers and spilled your warm froth on the corpses?

Well, the sequel's nearly finished. Thank goodness.

"It's in the final stages in Moscow, I don't think it will come out this Christmas," Running With Scissors' Vince Desi told Joystiq.

After a 17-month period of radio silence, people began to assume Postal 3 had gone for a little scissor-centric jog of its own - ending with the scissors smack dab in the center of its skull. UnFortunately, the game survived and looks to be coming out relatively soon. Dear God why Hooray!

Can a second entry in the Uwe Boll movie franchise be far off? Oh, that would just be the greatest tragedy in human history!