Let’s say your fingers are thick and clumsy. The second they touch a plastic guitar, you’ve got a “rotund man cannon-balling into a swimming pool” situation on your hands. Whether you’re doing the deed or merely watching, fact is, it’s not going to end well for anyone involved.
But hey, look on the bright side: Dance Central is your chance to redeem yourself in the arena of Harmonix rhythm gam… Oh. Oh goodness. That looks very, very hard.
Looks rad, doesn’t it? Here’s hoping we take to it like a duck to water – and not, you know, the aforementioned large, hairy man. We’re gonna be honest, though: we’re not feeling too optimistic about our chances.