Spoilers? The Alan Wake spoilers? We laugh at them: they’re fake.
A Remedy staffer has posted up on the developer’s official forums that a big spoiler you may see for the game around the internet is “bull”.
He said: “Yeah, upon further reflection, I’m just gonna come right out and say that it’s bull, plain and simple. The guy who came up with this totally awe-inspiring blow against I-don’t-even-know-what doesn’t know anything. Don’t worry about it, dude’s talking out of his ass.”
We’ve come across said spoiler. Now we can sleep again at night.