Afrika, the videogame, is "very SAFARI!"

Have a front page? Hold it. Stop all presses while you're at it. A Japanese retailer has posted a description of what Afrika actually is, meaning those endless, dreary dark nights of the soul are o-o-over: it's a game where you trot in air balloons and take photographs.

Apparently, "As a photojournalist for the foot, by car, sometimes trotting air balloon... Stare hard, looking for the find... In some cases, the bent leg, throbbing heart of it."

Double-awesome.

"Forget that when the earth and play with fun and excitement. Very SAFARI! It is also nice new place to aim at the same leisurely stop at a well. My foot, by jeep, sometimes in a balloon. Many animals unusual behavior, such as 'AFRIKA' variety show will look to meet, fun approach."

SCEE doesn't want this. Buy it from Japan anyway. Baffle yourself.