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Surfer Girl makes us laugh, rumours Witcher sequel

We just wanted to post the words "somber minimalist masterpiece Urban Freestyle Soccer", really. Latest from Surfer Girl:

1) CD Projekt Red's next title, which walks like a The Witcher sequel and talks a The Witcher sequel, will also be hitting consoles.
2) Gusto Games, the developer of the somber minimalist masterpiece Urban Freestyle Soccer, is working on "a children's survival horror title" (I'm not kidding, those were the exact words that someone used to describe this to me). Guinness World Records better watch its back.
3) I am told The Undertones' "Teenage Kicks" will be in Guitar Hero IV. Definitely apropos.

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