Best place for it, really. My Health Coach: Weight Management from Ubisoft will release in America, according to this, although details are scarce. There’s no word of a European release, although enough people in the UK that need it, so it’d probably be a good thing. This is a bit of a watershed for DS, to be honest. This isn’t Wii Fit, in that it’s something that gets you to gradually be more active: it’s a piece of software that says, “You are fat. I will make you less so.” It’s science fact, we tell you. It’ll be retina scans and brain implants before you can say “sprinkles”.