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Uwe Boll takes Postal 2 film project to Kickstarter, wants $500,000

Alone in the Dark director Uwe Boll has taken to Kickstarter in an attempt to raise $500,000 to make a sequel to his critically-panned flick Postal.

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Uwe Boll headlines

  • Thursday shorts: XIII, PS Home, Uwe Boll, WoW, Kojima

    As appropriated from the great scribe and scholar Mr Bartholomew Simpson: Eat my shorts.

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  • Alone in the Dark 2 goes straight to DVD in US, thankfully

    One of the things we are thankful for this Thanksgiving is that Alone in the Dark 2 was only produced by Uwe Boll and not directed by him – also that it has gone straight to DVD in the US. Not like we’ll rent it or anything, or buy it for that matter – but […]

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  • Far Cry movie trailered, has exploding chopper

    IGN’s posted a trailer for Uwe Boll’s straight-to-DVD Far Cry movie. It’s after the break. Looks OK! It’s got German people looking moody and an exploding helicopter. That’s all we ever want from anything, to be fair. Take a look.

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  • Uwe Boll's Tunnel Rats now on Steam

    Tunnel Rats, Uwe Boll’s excursion into the murky world of making an actual game, is now available on Steam. Apparently, it’s “a dark and intense single-player shooter for PC that depicts the horrific realities of the Vietnam War as seen through the eyes of a young US soldier.” £16 to you.

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  • Jersey audience of 200 walks out of Postal movie

    According to this Jersey Chronicle report, around 200 people walked out of a free screening of Uwe Boll’s Postal movie this week, apparently disquieted by an opening sequence in which terrorists hijack planes and attempt to fly them to the Bahamas instead of Manhattan. The planes eventually hit the Twin Towers after passengers storm the […]

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  • Bay gets legal on Boll's ass over boxing taunts

    Michael Bay has sent a legal letter to Uwe Boll, telling him that he’s not going to fight him in Las Vegas, as the wild German movie director seems to think, and that unless he stops banging on about it he’s going to face legal consequences. “His attorney wrote me that he’s not going to […]

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  • 1 million packs of gum offered to sop Boll

    US firm Stride gum is offering a pack of chewing gum to everyone that signs the petition to stop Uwe Boll directing movies, provided the 1 million mark is reached by May 23. “Since gamers are one of our most supportive groups, we’ve been looking for ways to return the favor,” said Stride marketing director […]

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  • Boll claims Bay will fight, Bay PR man finds Boll "creepy"

    According to this Kotaku story, Uwe Boll has posted a video saying Michael Bay has agreed to fight him in Las Vegas. According to the site, Boll has posted the following: Hi here’s Uwe Boll, I’m very happy to say the fight is on. Boll Vs. Bay. It’s a rumble in the jungle 2, it […]

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  • Bay makes hilarious error by "responding" to Boll

    Director Michael Bay clearly isn’t used to fighting on the internet. He’s posted on a forum in response to game-film director Uwe Boll’s offer of a boxing match, a message that might just provoke yet another video from the German by calling him a “fucking idiot”. Can we stop talking about this guy! I never […]

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  • Uwe Boll wants to physically fight Michael Bay

    Taking the term “troll” to a commendable meta-level, games-movie overlord Uwe Boll has asked Michael Bay for an organised boxing match in a video you can find after the link. This all comes after Boll called Bay a “fucking retard” a while back, to which Bay responded by calling Boll a “sad being”. Passes the […]

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  • Blizzard turned down Boll on WoW movie

    Uwe Boll has revealed that he approached Blizzard about doing a World of Warcraft movie and got shot down immediately. “I got in contact with Paul Sams of Blizzard, and he said, ‘We will not sell the movie rights, not to you… especially not to you,’” Boll told MTV. “Because it’s such a big online […]

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  • Bay and Roth respond to Boll rant

    We think it was supposed to be a joke, but whatever. Directors Michael Bay and Eli Roth have responded to Uwe Boll’s little outburst yesterday, in which he claimed he wasn’t a “fucking retard,” unlike the aforementioned. “I find people who rant like that – calling shit about both me, and George Clooney – comes […]

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  • Boll responds to anti-Uwe petition

    Uwe Boll, following Monday’s petition to stop him making any more movies, has responded by making a video in which he tells his h8torz that he’s not a “fucking retard”. “Look, I’m not a fucking retard like Michael Bay, or other people running around in that business,” he said, “or Eli Roth, making the same […]

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  • Stop Boll poll created

    A sure-to-be-incredibly-effective internet petition entitled Stop Uwe Boll has popped up. The mission of the poll is to stop Boll – creator of such masterpieces as ‘Alone in the Dark’, ‘House of the Dead’ and the soon to be released ‘Far Cry’ – “directing, producing, or taking any part in the creation of feature films.” […]

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  • Uwe Boll thinks Spielberg is "sloppy"

    He probably doesn’t really, but this is a good quote nonetheless. “Spielberg gets sloppy,” said Boll, on the subject of his new movie, an adaptation of Postal. “We saw that with War of the Worlds (why the f**k the older brother survived?) and also in parts of Jaws, E.T., Munich etc.! My performance in Postal […]

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  • Trailer for Far Cry movie is supposedly rubbish

    Here. It’s from Uwe Boll, so all teh internets are saying it’s shit, but we can’t get it to load so we have no idea. You’re not a sheep: make up your own mind.

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